I, Kalvin Ellison, officially announce my candidacy for President of the United States.
The reason why I am running for President of the United States is because I am the only one with the solutions for the nation's problems. Barak Obama and John McCain are not the solutions, they are the problems. Barak Obama and John McCain just voted for a $700 billion bail out bill for the filthy rich. That $700 billion is your tax money going down the drain.
Barak Obama and John McCain want to pro long the war in Iraq, which wastes another $89 billion dollars. If I were President, I would pull the troops out of Iraq in 30 days. Then I would prepare the military for bigger threats like Russia, North Korea and Iran.Let me disclose that I am only 32 years old. So why write-in my name for President now? If I can get a significant amount of votes now, that will entice donors to donate campaign money to me for 2012.
Trust me. The future of the United States depends on me becoming President in 2012. Barak Obama doesn't have the solutions to immediately solve America's crisis. By the time Barak Obama finishes his first term, China may become the only reigning superpower.
If you don't like either Obama nor McCain for President, write-in "Kalvin Ellison". Don't write-in Ron Paul, Ralph Nader, Santa Claus nor Mickey Mouse. Write-in "Kalvin Ellison" on November 4, 2008 for President of the United States.

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